What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 05:35

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Dr No
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”